When you eat too much gluten or carbs and you get a pain in your abdomen and cannot stand up straight
by squiding January 13, 2017
Get the pasta knotmug. When you have just done a booty bump of meth and engage in sexual activity, and your booty bump leaks out all over your partner's dick and causes him to not be able to cum.
Me: I finally convinced Gavin to booty bump with me, and you won't believe what happened!
Friend: What? Was it awesome? Did he cum?
Me: OMG, yes, it was awesome. But.....
Friend : Well, what?
Me: Well, my booty bump leaked out everywhere, and caused a huge mess. He stayed hard, but could never cum. Even after hours!
Friend: Shirley knot!
Friend: What? Was it awesome? Did he cum?
Me: OMG, yes, it was awesome. But.....
Friend : Well, what?
Me: Well, my booty bump leaked out everywhere, and caused a huge mess. He stayed hard, but could never cum. Even after hours!
Friend: Shirley knot!
by poirotgrl July 21, 2019
Get the shirley knotmug. My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's
by Canadian not a cannotadian January 2, 2022
Get the Balloon knot squeakmug. when 2 men tie their dicks together blocking the flow of cum and trying to ejaculate first to show their pride.
by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018
Get the alabama knotmug. by Aspryin October 10, 2019
Get the Bro knotmug. Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.
by Maniconwords February 12, 2025
Get the Salloon Knottingmug. An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex preaching situations with other words that also have double meanings
by StillTrying2Help May 19, 2023
Get the Knotmug.