Whiskey Dick

Drug-induced failure to perform.

Also: Hash Pipe, Dope Nose, Tired of Sex, Mexican Fender

"Boy, we should have gotten 7 points for Whiskey Dick."

by TheCockler June 13, 2024

whiskey jug

Post rear entry situation, one must blow into the receiver's anus which will create sounds similar to a whiskey jug in a bluegrass band.

Hey Dale, you ever whiskey jug your wife?

by Bubbalubba February 10, 2025

Hotel Whiskey

Phoenetics for "Health and Welfare". Which is a big often company wide inspection of a soldiers loving quarters.

Yo, rumor has it that the higher ups are doing a Hotel Whiskey this week. Better get your contraband out of the barracks.

by Skippedstone May 19, 2019

Whiskey Waffle

What is created when you attempt to stuff your semi-limp whiskey dick into your lady’s gaping vagina

After we returned from the Jack Daniels distillery, my old lady and I had a long afternoon making the whiskey waffle

by The Vanillist November 25, 2022

Whiskey Tortoise

Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).

"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."

by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013

Whiskey bottle bad ass

Usually meaning, one who drinks whiskey and instantly becomes a bad ass, one who will kick ass and forget names! They Usually use terms like "you're no match for me", or "I'll kill you" and then once the whiskey effect wears off they use the terms like " I'm sorry, I was drunk" or " I'm never drinking that again"!

Whiskey bottle bad ass......Hey I just got a call from richard, he's being a "Whisky bottle bad ass" again!

by Sanderclause is coming April 12, 2017

Whiskey Blues

When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.

I have been laying under different sheets trying to get over you and hanging at your favorite bar until quarter past 2 since I have a bad case of the whiskey blues.

by Tanner Adell February 13, 2024