Weed

GOD. notice how the definitions that down herb, have more thumbs downs then thumbs ups.

Are you wearing sunglasses man?
Na dude my eyes are just really, really dilated.
This weed is bomb as hell!

by Yoitsalex June 24, 2008

weed

a beautiful thing if used properly. all it does is make you happy.

yo pass that joint around brother.

by anonymous November 24, 2004

Weed Waster

someone who wastes weed by not smokin it right and it gets everyone pissed off, someone who smokes your weed and doesnt get high and is a faggot

that fag is a weed waster i mean i bet hes never been high and barely inhales

by dj the man June 11, 2006

weed

A green plant god put on the earth for me and you.

Grow buy role smoke enjoy.

by Ian February 2, 2005

Weed Hell

A separate but equal Hell reserved for stoners in which the souls of the damned are subjected to endless weed-related torments, such as not being allowed to smoke weed even though everyone else is.

Stoner in Weed Hell: Hey, can I have a hit?

Weed Satan: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stoner: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!

by Apocryphal77 October 19, 2009

weed

weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.

yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed

by DAN September 3, 2004

weed

gods greatest invention next to pussy

always pass it to the left n never keep it for to long or ull b in shit!!!

by buddah luva June 4, 2005