Wears adidas track pants, adidas track jackets, and either Superstars or Converse. Hair is usually dyed blonde/brown. Listens to K-pop and watches Korean dramas. Hangs out with other FOBs. Basically a hivemind. Usually goes to Chipotle, Starbucks, or Yogurtland in spare time. Posts pictures of food on Instagram with their new iPhones that daddy got for them.
Guy 1: Do you see that wannabe FOB?
Guy 2: Yeah look at her with her adidas trackpants and brand new iPhone.
Guy 2: Yeah look at her with her adidas trackpants and brand new iPhone.
by Swagadillian Manifesto September 18, 2016
Get the Wannabe FOBmug. An African-American of either West African or non-Egyptian ancestry who believes that ancient Egypt was ruled completely by Black Africans for all of it’s history, also attributing most, if not all, inventions of ancient Egypt to only Black Africans.
No Jamal, “Black” Canaanites did not invent the Proto-Sinaitic alphabet -_-. “Black” Canaanites also did not invent the Phoenician alphabet either, you wannabe Kemetite.
by Amogus Sussi Baka August 5, 2022
Get the Wannabe Kemetitemug. Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 26, 2024
Get the Patrick Bateman Wannabemug.