for wannabe page

the section of tiktok for the person who wants to be like every girl with an aesthetic/productive lifestyle who comes across her for you page, from the messy buns to the clean rooms and iced coffee.

check out this video on my for wannabe page! i wish i was like that.

by brandyandurbanobsessed January 2, 2021

Patrick Bateman Wannabe

Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.

If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.

by ACunny February 26, 2024

Wannabe hoes

People who won't to be your hoes but you won't let them.

she's such awannabe hoesbecause She keeps trying to get with me but I won't let her

by Jamesone97 August 15, 2017

Wannabe Homewrecker

One who centers their personality around wrecking a relationship when really, she did nothing of the sort but wants to make herself feel powerful.

Person 1: Homewrecker x2
Everyone else: Where's these second homewrecker? All I see is a wannabe homewrecker.

by Fawthie December 23, 2021