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crissy wake up

Typically used when someone is actively being possessed by an unknown demon.
Girl: *Eyes go blank, stays still, starts flying*
Guy: "CRISSY WAKE UP {ION LIKE THIS}"
by Vickyelle May 12, 2024
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Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.
Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!
by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021
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wake and slake

morning sex (with a partner or via self gratification).
Yeah, I was late for work 'cuz Toneisha was in the mood for some "wake and slake".

My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".
by Busnardo May 5, 2014
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Wake and Slake

Like “wake and bake” but substitute alcohol for weed. When you wake up and immediately start drinking to get a proper buzz on for the day.
Hair of the dog ain’t gonna cut it, imma have to wake and slake tomorrow
by Paracel Sus March 8, 2023
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Wake it up

A dumb mutt who isnt aware of his fuckery in a given situation
by Makka Sanders Boy March 27, 2023
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wake relatives

Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.
When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.
by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010
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