like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010
Get the red wafflemug. A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
Get the Polly wafflemug. When you take a poop on somebody's laptop, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect.
by Jon Blaze 2k1 August 12, 2006
Get the Laptop Wafflemug. A chocolate waffle is when you take a steamy turd on a girl's chest and then hit it with a tennis racket. SPLAT!!! Chocolate Waffle.
by Joey T. September 20, 2007
Get the chocolate wafflemug. A hilarious prank popularized by the jokesters at Camp Anawana. First you must find syrup. Second you must find an unwilling participant. Remove the shirt of the individual you’ve found then place a tennis racquet across their belly. Take the syrup and pour it out on the racquet while pressing the racquet hard against the belly. Note: DO NOT FORGE TO CHANT: AWFUL WAFFLE. It’s humiliating and will bring hours of entertainment to your camp experience.
“Donkey Lips really took that Awful Waffle well. I think the raping from Ug and Sponge was icing on the cake though.”
by Haul Pefner November 1, 2008
Get the [Awful Waffle]mug. Friend: Dude that chick over there is a total waffle bitch!
You: Eh, she would have to make more than waffles for me to fuck her.
You: Eh, she would have to make more than waffles for me to fuck her.
by Shoe55 December 27, 2011
Get the Waffle Bitchmug. by Geraldo September 11, 2003
Get the Waffle Billmug.