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vaginal trash

The epitome of a bottom-feeding, lowly, pathetic, disgusting, contaminated, genetic mutation of a person. Often attempts to be devious and vindictive, but lacks the intellect to execute the task properly. In their own eyes, the vaginal trash sees themself as beautiful, special, unique and amazing, but fails to understand that even when you polish a turd, it’s still a turd. Specializes in backstabbing and compulsive lying.
“Wow, Felicia. I’m so sorry you fell victim to that vaginal trash. Don’t waste your time with revenge. Either the karma train or an STD will get her”.

“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.
by Evil95GT January 6, 2019
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vaginal redirectioning

A surgery to make a womans vagina run horizontal instead of vertical. A basic 90 degree turn of the normal vaginal veiw.
"The bitch i fucked last night had vaginal redirectioning done on her pussy. I had to eat it like corn on the cob"!
by Jay dino May 15, 2007
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vaginal miasma

Noxious fumes emanating from the female sexual organs.
The older woman walked with a pronounced stride, clearing the room with her long black hair and a case of vaginal miasma that would knock out the most intrepid explorer. It was clear to all that met her that here was an odor to be reckoned with.
by Newyorkpublisher March 12, 2008
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Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid
Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney
by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017
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vaginally challenged

Vaginally challenged is a word to define a homosexual male who had made the conscious decision to become gay. There is no medical fact, statistic, or case proving that you are born homosexual. It is a choice just like everything else in this world, just like I choose to have sex with a female.
John, Mike, and Steve all went to the gay porn store because the doctor has diagnosed them with being vaginally challenged.
by Cameron Seisan July 1, 2007
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Vaginal Ventriloquist

To talk about periods/menstrual cycles/being on the rag/bleeding from the cunt/earning your red wings.
"Dude, Charlie my girl was totally on the rag last week and blood was everywhere"

"Zip it, dick wagon, you're being a vaginal ventriloquist today"
by Irbster2 February 8, 2008
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Vaginal Gandalf

"So a doula's kind of like a vaginal Gandalf?” - Jake on Brooklyn Nine Nine - Season 3, Episode 8
by Amelsia October 5, 2019
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