Urban Dictionary

The dictionary whose every definition contains either sticking fingers into vaginas or sucking on a stranger's dick.

Don't believe me? Go on Urban Dictionary and see for yourself.

by Nikooties May 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Inaccurate catalyst for ignorant, bitter, myopic creatures to derive silly words that may absolutely no sense for fun to satisfy their own lame pathetic ignorant existence. Can dish it but sure can't take it or post it.

You created a new senseless word?! Okay let's post it on Urban Dictionary cause that's the only place where you can find other dumb stupid words.

by EffU January 14, 2015

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where internet slang is defined for internet users to understand what people are saying. This website is almost completely inaccurate and most of it's definitions are complete nonsense. I do not recommend using this website.

Ronald: Hey Mike, is there any website I can visit to find out the definitions of internet slang?
Mikhail: Yeah, theres a website called 'Urban Dictionary'. Although it is full of garbage, there are a few words that have accurate definitions on that website!

by Communist Partisan February 12, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website that used to be used as a normal dictionary and used to share with friends and the world what they think about things. The website is now over 50% related to sexual things (e. g. Sex, Fucking, Erotica). and the other 50% are things that nobody really cares about because whatever you type, sex will come as a related word.

Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary
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Before:

"Hey dude i need to know the ingredients of an icecream sandwich for my brothers soccer team, any ideas on where i could find that?"

"Yeah bro, just look it up on the website urbandictionary.com it has the answers to like... everything. Its awesome."
"K THANX FRIEND!"

Now:
*same situation*

"...just look up the answer on urbandictionary.com..."
*looks up icecream sandwich*

"JEREMY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN I WANTED ICECREAM NOT... UGH I HATE YOU!!! YOU HAVE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!!"

by Truth! Others have lied to you September 20, 2017

Urban Dictionary

1. The website you are currently on.
2. The dictionary idiots use to act like a smart aleck

1. Hey faggot, you're on the urban dictionary
2. Since I used the urban dictionary, I'm a smart aleck, I now what everything means

by urbandorkionarian January 16, 2015

urban dictionary

A website that was originally for normal definitions then people just added retarded jokes

urban dictionary is fuck weird nowadays

by if you read this you're gay122 September 25, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The best dictionary in the world.

He looked the word up in Urban Dictionary for the best definition of that word.

by LPG_Gas October 8, 2017