ugly noodle

Someone who is ugly and insignificant.

Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.

by king.lamp March 28, 2015

Ugly bastard

A man that is old ,fat or has messed up face

That man is one ugly bastard

by Dioisourlord April 16, 2018

Rolex Ugly

Rolex ugly is the ugly cousin of coyote ugly and double-coyote ugly. Rolex ugly occurs after a night of drunken stupidity when you wake up to find a hideous creature in your bed. Last night’s six-pack beauty queen has somehow transformed into a hideous creature who isn’t suitable for mating with other humans. Rather than wake your Sleeping Ugly, you chew off your arm leaving behind your appendage along with your $18,000 Rolex Submariner.

Dude, what happened to your arm and your watch?
Hey man, had to gnaw that fucker off this morning.
Wha?
Yeah man, that chick was Rolex ugly!
Dude!

by _DrBigEars_ April 2, 2022

Bump Uglies

Bogan or redneck term for sex.

Bumping Uglies is the term for doing it right now.

Wanna go and Bump Uglies?

I can hear the neighbours Bumping Uglies.

by Chookie D Bomb July 4, 2021

disney ugly

A cartoonish version of regular ugly.

"That butterface with all the chins isn't just ugly, bitch is DISNEY ugly!"

by ba_ba_blacksh33p September 16, 2011

Fuck Ugly

When something is so ugly that when you see it, it actively makes you mutter "Fuck." due to the enormous amount of stress caused by knowing it's horrid existence and the fact that people will meet this thing. "Fuck" is also muttered for the creator as an obligation since the creator clearly should've realized he/she has fucked up while making it and stopped making it.

Oliver: Hey Jacob have you seen Sonic in the new movie?
Jacob: No. Why?
Oliver: I'm telling you Sonic is Fuck Ugly dude.

-later on-

*Oliver sees the new Sonic
Oliver: Fuck

by Echolitus May 2, 2019

August Uglies

The weeds on a farm that have managed to survive all the attempts to kill them over the summer. By August you are so wore out from fighting the weeds all summer that you let the weeds that have survived, grow and become unsightly hence the name Uglies.

farmer 1 "those damn weeds just wont die."
farmer 2 "we're into the August Uglies by now, I just let mine grow."

by IH4020JD300 August 1, 2011