Turker Wilfrid

An English Saint from back in the day. Has recently been baptised. THE RIGHTEOUS

Amen, nice Church, Turker Wilfrid.

by jacobsartoriusisfit November 15, 2021

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

by TalikTheVampire February 9, 2021

tv turned off

same thing as getting your “snot box rocked” or getting your “curtains closed“

lil joseph was riding around on his bike & outta nowhere got his tv turned off.

by youssufdoumbaya June 14, 2022

Turned

Getting turned is to get extremely high/baked.

Dude look at tyler, he is so turned right now.

by Timmy the Turner September 7, 2011

Cleveland Turnaround

Where a man comes behind you, injects you with mercury from a broken thermometer, then when you turn around in utter shock, he punches you in the face, and runs.

Dude yesterday this guy pulled a Cleveland Turnaround on some guy, what a Lebrono.

Woah you perfected your Cleveland Turnaround.

by taketheterran December 19, 2010

Turned out

To take a good girl and make her a slut/whore

Ma nigga I turned her out last night she can't get enough of me turned out

by little tiny crackg June 30, 2018

turned out pussy

A vagina that has been pounded so hard during sexual intercouse, generally over a prolonged period of time, that the inner and outer labias become red, inflamed, and swollen, giving off the effect that the vagina has indeed been turned inside out.

Damn, Gina, that guy last night pounded me so hard he left me with a turned out pussy. Thank God I wasn't the only girl on the chain wax.

by J55555 September 29, 2015