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Turd-Loader

Noun. Adjective. A meal, which precipitates a hefty shit, not long after it has been eaten. Examples include; A traditional British Sunday roast, A 'Big Mac' Meal and cooked breakfast/staff dinner at The Grand Hotel on the Torquay seafront.
Porter- "I say Mr Restaurant Manager, this morning's breakfast is quite the turd-loader."

Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."
by Crap Master Young December 7, 2011
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Flappy Turd

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.
'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'
by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014
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jerking a turd

Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd

-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.

2. late; absent; missing.
Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."

The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.
by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 29, 2010
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turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.
When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.
by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008
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turd tubing

To exchange poop between two assholes by means of gaping and possibly tubes
Dude, I heard they were turd tubing last bight. Gross
by elevated stardards jerk off March 18, 2010
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angel turds

Loose packing material in the form of Styrofoam extrusions resembling peanuts, used to prevent breakage of delicate objects during shipping. Depending on the weather they can take an electrostatic charge and cling to your clothing when you handle them. angel shit
I got this Christmas gift in the mail that was packed in angel turds.
by lorgue March 7, 2010
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Social Turd

A Social Turd is a term which can be used for two main reasons:

1) To describe something most unpleasant and obscene upon the eye in society. A someone or something which has figuratively taken a large stinking crap on a community.

2) The very opposite of a Social Butterfly, now this particular variety of humanity, differs from your mundane Wallflower - it is someone who is mute for a large amount of time until the occasion arises and they vocalise unpleasant comments in a situation, thus, dropping a log in a public place.
Use your imagination for the following:
1) I take a stroll through a public place and I see a newly ‘in love’ couple - chewing each other’s faces off.

This is a Social Turd because the young nor the elderly or any age between need to see two faces combining like something from Alien. Also, there is no need to remind the sad members of your community of their singleness!

2) “We need a Social Turd ‘scoop up’ !” exclaimed the snobbish, job’s worth from the local neighbourhood watch, with a fake accent.

3) A group of teen females strut down the school corridor on none school uniform day: their attire is cheap Primark leggings and a cropped toothpaste stained hoodie. These young women who are our future, sport not Camel Toes but entire Camel Hooves! A true Social Turd.
by Uncle Geoffrey January 16, 2020
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