Muddy Tug of War 

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

Muddy Tug of War by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

Canadian Tug 

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

Canadian Tug by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Canadian Tug 

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

Canadian Tug by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

rubber tug 

When jerk off your ballsack rather than jerking off your schlong

That rubber tug hurt my testiclads

rubber tug by Longandhairyhard2carry January 8, 2017

gin tug 

GIN TUG is where you you tug a males private part with a empty gin bottle till it gets stuck

Patient"ahhhh get it off"
Nurse" Oh my god what happend. To him doctor"

Doctor " this poor soul has suffered the fate of THE GIN TUG"
patiant"oh god please someone get it off "
Nurse" but doctor what is a gin tug"
Doctor "its a punishment for cheating "
Patient "help me!!!"

gin tug by HugzZz May 22, 2017

backhoe tug 

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom

bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself

backhoe tug by windowgoblin May 21, 2018

Kansas Tug And Pull 

Where your girlfriend plays tug of war with a dog and blows it at the same time.

Is your girl giving that dog a Kansas Tug And Pull?

Kansas Tug And Pull by Daman103747 July 1, 2018