towel movement

A towel movement is an especially messy and/or large bowel movement that requires a towel or towels to wipe and clean up.

Wow Tim, that was a serious towel movement you just had in the bathroom, now I have to do laundry today.

by herbsta420 October 18, 2018

Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.

Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Kdj28 February 15, 2022

hygenic towel

Placing a towel in a vagina and then having sex with that partner. After sex, you take a shower and then use the towel to dry off.

Me and you grandma got to use the hygenic towel today after work.

by Billy wang August 20, 2016

Hang the towel

When something or someone sexually arouses you, making you able to hang a towel on a boner (like on that Eren naked figurine).

Those abs made me hang the towel.

by Kerfew July 4, 2022

Towel

An insignificant, waste of space human being that honestly just pisses anyone off. He or she bring absolutely nothing to the table. Not one redeeming quality.

Jessica sucks major wang, I've had a better conversation with a toaster. She's a major towel.

by Itsericahaha August 3, 2016

Poopy Towel

Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)

That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

soggy towel

A Debbie Downer who is a total damper on the party. Frequently used by hip kids under 33 that are "with it".

That guy at the after party is such a soggy towel, he should just go home and walk his dog.

by SnoopSoggySogs April 27, 2014