In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
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An inside out rolled joint, filled with both hash and weed (marijuana) and containing at least 0.75 grams of weed, may be called a Timmy Tooter joint.
Damn dude, that's a nicely rolled Timmy Tooter joint.
I've put a gram of weed in just one joint, a true Timmy Tooter right here.
Smoke the Timmy Tooter, you'll get stoned in no time!
I've put a gram of weed in just one joint, a true Timmy Tooter right here.
Smoke the Timmy Tooter, you'll get stoned in no time!
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Person: Omg why is that Katie Towler so obsessed with Harry Styles?!
Friend to Katie Towler: Dude you're just jealous her eyebrows are on fleek and yours ain't! Don't hate her cuz you ain't her!
Friend to Katie Towler: Dude you're just jealous her eyebrows are on fleek and yours ain't! Don't hate her cuz you ain't her!
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Get the Rodney Toole mug.A groundbreaking band founded in 2019, composed a series of world-changing songs that critiqued the flaws within common 21st-century archetypes within society, such as the "Chads" and "Karens" of the world, whilst simultaneously remaining loyal to Jesus Christ Our Lord and Saviour. Unfortunately, in 2021, an altercation occurred and the band lost a couple of members. Some would claim that one member's contract had expired, whilst the other insists that they were kicked out. The world may never know the truth...
you listened to the new Mildly Tolerable™️ song? man it sucks
You're what Mildly Tolerable™️ would call a Karen
You're what Mildly Tolerable™️ would call a Karen
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Brandon will sleep with people regardless of whether or not he is dating them. He has a partner tolerant sexual preference.
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