elbows too pointy

The most important feature on a woman. If a woman has pointy elbows it throws off her entire look. It can make or brake her. It will turn off even the worst internet virgins.
John: Hey brah check out this hot girl right here!
Adam: Man, have you seen her elbows? Would not hit it!
John: Damn you're right brah, elbows too pointy.
by BurgerPimp07 March 29, 2009
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Too posh to push

A negative connotation made to describe the choice many women have for an elective caesarean, rather than grunting and screaming for hours like they portray in the movies.
Saying "Too posh to push" is usually said by men who will never know the physical demands of pushing a child's head through their body. Similar to pushing a bowling ball through a straw.

Imagine passing an 8 pound baby out of your A-hole. Just try.
by LuckyLove*** March 09, 2010
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too sexual for love

somebody that cares too much about sex on a relationship that theyre far from falling in love.
Cain: "i love you babe!"
Cainlana: "so you wanna fuck?"
Cain: "again?"
Cainlana: "if you love me youll fuck me!!"
Cain: "do you love me?"
Cainlana: "no, im too sexual for love"
by KatChamber August 20, 2007
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rocks are too big

1. Obviously Photoshoped image.
2. Something that is completely and undeniably fake.
That picture of the dwarf being shot out of the hippo's left nostril is totally rocks are too big.
by Sickbrain April 19, 2006
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Too much fun

An intense amount of merriment, pleasure, play, gaiety that distracts from other, important things that are taking place. A cause of distraction.
When Kayla, Tiffany, and Erin get together, they are the definition of having too much fun!
by Lulz!!! May 04, 2009
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Cock and Poodle Too

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.
"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"
by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018
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Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.
Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"
by JacOP October 05, 2013
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