soul sucking

adj: describing an event that is extremely excruciating to bare through.

Man: I have to go to the Opera with my brother and his annoying wife...its going to be a soul sucking night.

Rash: Oh man, finals are 3 weeks away, what a soul sucking month its going to be.

by Jonny Iosim November 2, 2010

Goofy Suck

When your partner gives you head so good it makes you stupid.

“Man I had this chick give me the Goofy Suck last night, and my IQ dropped 10 digits!”

by George The Fox July 18, 2020

Sucking Nuggets

The act of one person placing their mouth over another's anus and providing gentle or hard suction whilst the other person intentionally defacates.

Did you hear about Schulyer? Apparently he was sucking nuggets with his girlfriend.

by bitchass mctitties August 11, 2014

Archer sucks

when a guy named archer sucks a mans shit out his anus and snorts their farts.

'archer sucks maxes farts"

by archer sucks March 21, 2021

Suck Chephen

A racist bald ass white man who resembles a beluga whale and has entitlement issues.

Suck Chephen can suck a dick!

by Suckmorechephen May 17, 2019

suck factor

a way to measure how much something sucks; the higher the suck factor, the suckier it is

The party I went to last night was okay, but the music was a huge suck factor.

by Peter WN November 6, 2008

well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018