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thief

Capitalistic individual who "borrows" other people's stuff and "pawns" them. Takes whatever opportunity to gain currency, no matter what ethical barriers stand in the way. Often screws all those close to him in his bid for cash. Is fairly smart, but his kleptomania gets the better of him. Best seen in the 8-bit theater webcomics.
Your GP or your HP!~8-bit theater episode 4

I feel it neccessary to inform you that the contract gives me rights to the bottom half of your treasures ~8-bit theater episode: thief likes money.
by Pyros April 22, 2004
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Parasite., idea thieving slag, would not have an original idea unless it hit her between the legs ( explains the kid )

Boil on societies left arse cheek that just won't die. Needs to be popped, and left to dry out....

"Oh if you just design this that would be great"

"I know i should of asked to use it, but didn't think it would worry you ""

""If i had an original thought , i think i would feint""

""Only ever posts the same picture of herself""

"GT-bikes-chick-08 is a lying thief..."
Gt-bikes-chick-08 is a parasite.
liar scum boil Gt-bikes-chick-08 is a lying thief.
by SOMEONE SHE RIPPED OFF. June 14, 2008
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thiemo

A German guitar player obsessed with terrible music like Wolfmother and the White Stripes.
Person 1: OMG did you listen to the music that kid was playing in his car?

Person 2: Dude, what a Thiemo!
by Truth Custom October 8, 2007
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Thieft

An alternative spelling/pronounciation of the word "thief," most commonly used by young chicks named Nima.
"I wish there was a supervillian named The Grand Thieft!"
"No, like, you know, I used to say thieft when I was a young chick, but now I don't."
by bjerke August 22, 2009
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Thigpen

Very intelligent descendents from wealthy slaves . Some of us are very rich with jobs. Most of us go to collage because we want to show people that just because your descendants from slaves doesn't mean you're never gonna be any thing. Most of us are doctors, professional football players in the NFL, we have our own restaurants. So for all you racist who talk bad about us and call us dirty,shit, and other things FUCK YOU!!!
1.) Man I really wish I was a thigpen
by Niya1234 January 30, 2018
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thief

1. a person that steals
2. character class in ffxi that is totally gimped after level 60
Prrrowla quit playing as a thief cause he never got invited to parties.
by sammy zipdisk January 4, 2005
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Thiefery Night

November 7th; Thiefery Night was established in 1991 and has been celebrated annually since. It is a tradition in the United States but originated in Germany. On this night various acts of swindling, hooliganism, and shananigans are carried out by preteens, tweens, and teenagers.
Thiefery Night includes but is not limited to taking chapstick out of pockets and purses, moving car keys, borrowing babies, folding all pieces of paper (including bills) into oragami swans, taking batteries out of remote controls and shoelaces out of shoes and/or any crimes commited on Mischief Night.
by Thiefery Mischief November 6, 2010
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