by Tw Guy December 18, 2023

oi. You look like drunk ViRuS
by ViRuSowo August 17, 2019

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.
"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the
J-Virus".
Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?
>.<
J-Virus".
Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?
>.<
by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013

When someone who has a chode touches one another, and it spreads to the next guy witch now he has a chode
by TheUrbanTales September 24, 2020

A virus that leaks search history, passwords, emails, and other personal information to servers or to the owner of the spyware.
by dswqsa895 January 17, 2023

get the fuck off of my pc you ugly fat fucking rat. i don't like ur ads, I only like the ones that are free ad blockers. anyways download this :D --> totallynotavirus.exe(fake)
i got a computer virus
by Kool Cid 3.0 boi March 9, 2021
