M1S1 Virus

A virus which originates from a special guy named Michael Sorge. It tends to be contracted when one does not want to go into work and feels like having the day off. M1S1 tends to reappear every week or two.

Symptoms include: lack of effort in work, delaying projects for no apparent reason, and various other methods to not have to work.

Coworker 1: "I heard the M1S1 virus is going around."
Coworker 2: "Oh brother! Again???"

by jfresh42069 March 13, 2025

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DogBot Virus

A little know computer virus some claim is run by the Chinese government, that dogs american online retailers and undercuts prices by pennies at a time via A robot system...

example a DogBot Virusis is if your selling widgets for 4.99... the dogbot will set it's prices at 4.98 , you lower your price dogbot lowers and so on and so on til your losing money with every sale.. the virus will dog you, like a blood hound chasing an escaped convict.

by dogbotmn September 5, 2013

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Car'ona virus

Insane driver, that drives drunk when sober.

that hoe drives like a Car'ona virus but is sober.

by funny jokes April 29, 2020

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VIRUS

Virtually Ineffective Response to a Utility Shutdown

The attempt to kill BUGS (Back Up Generators) with a VIRUS (Virtually Ineffective Response to a Utility Shutdown) is indeed misguided.

by N800 March 21, 2022

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Cody Virus

for idiots that go ahead and act as a typical black twitter woman. the symptoms for this virus include being gay, goign "um chile", being a faggot, always going "white people need to die", or being racist to white people

"OMG BLM!!!! WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO DIE"
"You have the Cody Virus. I'm getting you medical attention

by ROMABABE!!! February 25, 2021

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MAGA Mind Virus

A phenomenon that causes people to approach issues with an extreme right-wing perspective, usually in a way that aligns with the viewpoints of the MAGA Movement in the United States. Those afflicted also refuse to consider alternate viewpoints, instead shutting down what they think is dissent by assuming them to be radical, dangerous or unpatriotic.

Elon Musk: At last, we've eradicated the Woke Mind Virus!
Twitter User: That's right, brother! Next we'll destroy the MAGA Mind Virus!
Elon Musk: ...
Twitter User: We're gonna destroy the MAGA Mind Virus, right...?

by AlabamaSword January 24, 2025

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