Spank the bape

Spanking the Bape is a much cooler version of (spanking the monkey). but this one is whilst bathing/taking a shower

- Sup' dude? U got any plans today
- Nah bro i'm just gonna take a shower and prolly spank the bape

by SpreezMB August 8, 2017

The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.

"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

train spank

To get beat so hard it feels like you got hit by a train.

To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.

Like getting spanked, except by a train.

I just got train spanked at bowling.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.

That girl just got train spanked at tennis.

by killa beana April 25, 2014

Spank Pouch

A condom that is otherwise too large for a small penis that one puts on with the sole purpose of masturbating into.

"I can't wear Magnums!"

"Just use it as a Spank Pouch then!"

by Bob McGillian September 3, 2011

Night spanking

When you wake up in the middle of the night restless, so you decide to Masturbate to pass the time.

I could't sleep with all drugs took, hmm.....I guess I'll do some Night spanking

by Liberal Assassin January 25, 2017

spank and wank

While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.

"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."

by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017

Spittin' spank

To speak in manner in which denotes untrue facts of individuals. To be jivin', talkin' trash, or cuttin' loose.

Rachel was so drunk last night she was spittin' spank hard core, we all thought she had diarrhea of the mouth.

by DaddyGpappy August 23, 2009