When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.
by Kentuckmaduck May 3, 2021

by Super shade November 6, 2017

If you like all time shreds and watching Nascar speed shades are necessary to protect your corneas from the UVs and elements.
by kurtisblow50 November 18, 2021

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.
2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"
Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

The act of talking about and shading one of your closest friends to someone else. Most probably because they've gotten on your nerves, or are acting stupid.
by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018

expression used by stan twitter to say something's wrong/they're disappointed for something/they hate something or a way to say "are you fucking kidding me" without cussing
also used as an addition to the we irritating gesture
also used as an addition to the we irritating gesture
friend: they cancelled anne with an e because it wasnt good enough for netflix standards
me: omg the shade
me: omg the shade
by tHE JOKE IS ON YOU February 21, 2020

by Yea me too January 14, 2020
