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National Mommy Milkers Day

National Mommy Milkers day is on April 18. This day represents the Mommy Milkers that every fine Milf or non Milf owns.Make sure to compliment their Mommy Milkers every time you see them.

-glasshead*
-OMG look at her Mommy MILKERS dude.I want them to wrap my neck like sleeping pillows.

-You should compliment her it’s National Mommy Milkers Day remember?
by 9lasshead April 17, 2021
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ur mommy in my bed

ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory
by s_jaffe February 27, 2022
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Army Wife & Mommy Life

A group of close knit women, created by Brittany Mease in Jan 2011. Advice and support is the backbone of the group.

I wear no uniforms, no blues or army greens,
But I am in the military in the ranks rarely seen.
I have no rank upon my shoulders.
Salutes I do not give.
But the military world is the place where I live.

I'm not in the chain of command, orders I do not get.
But my husband is the one that does,
this I cannot forget.
I'm not the one who fires the weapon,
who puts my life on the line.
But my job is just as tough. I'm the one that's left behind.

My husband is a patriot, a brave and prideful man
and the call to serve his country, not all can understand.
Behind the lines I see the things needed
to keep this country free.
My husband makes this sacrifice,
but so do our kids and me.

I love the man I married. Soldiering is his life.
But I stand among the silent ranks
Known as the military wife.

Dear Lord,
Give me the greatness of heart to see the difference between duty and his/her love for me.
Give me a task to do each day, to fill the time when he/she is away.
When he/she is in a foreign land, keep him/her safe in your loving hand.
And, when duty is in the field, please protect him/her and be his/her shield.
And Lord, when deployment is so long, please stay with me and keep me strong.
AMEN
Man, that Fort Hood Army Wife & Mommy Life group are a great group of women!
by BritMea July 27, 2011
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The mommy milkers server js a great discord server with the members:Raashi,Marwa,Zoya,Haseenah,Sarah,Mary,Miko,Tyco,Raf,sexytoes,kei,Mina,Lia,Leah,Yuna,Kiyo,Mikaela,Jey,Dani,Samuel,Isiah,Minamint,Zeke,Fifi,Squishyballs and as last but not least Charlotte james.
What is your favourite discord server
I think mommy milkers discord server
by Sadiehubbb May 5, 2022
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Post Mommy Clarity (PMC)

That 5 second silence after you call a girl mommy where you sit in your own shame. Usually the silence is caused by the girl who probably is not very interested anymore. This clarity might bring feelings of worthlessness or failure.
Bro, I had the biggest Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) last night after I called her mommy for the third time in a row!
by boburnhamsmom November 16, 2021
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stay at home mommy

one who cares for the children while being denied by their cheating significant other
Go ahead honey, be a stay at home mommy...I have 2 go 2, uh, work...now...
by Squeegee721 July 7, 2008
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Mommy Finding The Poop Sock

when mommy finds the poop sock, it is devastating. you can never come back from the scolding that can come from finding the poop sock. you will be brought to town central and burned at the stake in front of everyone u love and called a witch for your sorcery of the poop sock.
by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019
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