lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.

That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.

by brophet October 16, 2018

taiwanese lawn mower

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.

Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria

by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019

Lawn Moaner

Someone that moans loud enough during sex that they can be heard outside the house.

You were a Lawn Moaner last night. The neighbors probably heard you.

by BluesFan207442 July 28, 2022

Mow the lawn

Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.

Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!

See her? I mow the lawn with her

by Jnasty60 November 29, 2019

Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman

I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you

by We love human shit September 5, 2023

lawn wreck

A vehicle that has been parked because of mechanical problems, and degraded to the point of not being worth repairing for use as transportation.

Will you please get a job, and send that lawn wrecked 84 Camaro to the junkyard where it belongs.

by Pinkerton1 August 31, 2007

Lawn-lay

A “ Lawn-layn” is just another word for picnic. Some friends and I decided it’s time that we stop using a word with bad/hurtful history behind it and come up with a new term.

Amarey: Hey Nadia, do you have any plans today?

Nadia: Hey Amarey, and yea I’m going to a lawn-lay today

by Adoseof.lexis June 24, 2022