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jason bourne

The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.
Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?"
Jason Bourne: "WTF like for the 20th time, no!"
by leviosa August 13, 2007
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Jason Ellis

Born in Australia on October 11, 1971, Jason Ellis is a radio host on XM 48 Sirius 28 Faction from 3-7PM Eastern. He is also a pro skateboarder, MMA fighter, Actor, and the lead singer of the band Taintstick. His nicknames include Young Wing, The Future, Six Pounds Soft and many others.
by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009
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Jason Bourne

To make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common passage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator.
Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty."

Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."
by Bradley McHammond May 19, 2010
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elise jason

elise: hi
bystander: OMG YOU ARE SO HOT AND I WANT YOUR BOD
by redhair April 25, 2005
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jason genao

A sexy person who is amazing at acting. Is on the best show ever On My Block now streaming on Netflix. He’s 20 and he’s really good at acting he did a really good job on the last episode of on my block which is now streaming on Netflix. So you should check out because if you haven’t seen it your missing something
Jason Genao did a good job acting for on my block
by Mybbyjason May 18, 2018
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Jason Mayo

Jason Mayo is an intelligent monkey who was a mistake by the scientists at NASA.
"Hey look it's Jason Mayo, the intelligent monkey who was a mistake by the scientists at NASA.
by Supjakd January 30, 2019
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Jason Kelce

To curse out people on live television. Just like the Philadelphia Eagles center who, during his 2018 super bowl speech, used the words words like “fuck” and other excessive profanity on live television, while in a mummers costume, like a fucking badass.
“Yo, dude, did you see that Mike went all Jason Kelce on Mike McWeirdHairFucker”
by Mr. McChurchFucker February 20, 2018
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