Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.
Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"
by Pagan and proud! January 21, 2023
The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.
To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*
by durrymunchayoda June 19, 2022
by handshake orgy man March 05, 2014
The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.
Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”
Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”
Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”
by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019
by HempWizard May 11, 2014
My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.
by 1ofthewizards July 03, 2021
by Orthoanon July 09, 2022