a flat emo

"hey what do you call a flat emo?"
"a cutting board"
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Flat earth

1- The way you think about the shape of our planet after consuming nine different types of alcoholic drinks, smoking marijuana, sniffing cocaine and consuming other types of illegal drugs

2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it
Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck
by YourLocalSpaniard March 14, 2023
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flat woman

A female who has no tits or ass. Usually this is seen as a bad thing, but some may like flat women. Preference is subjective, after all.
She is such a flat woman
by AlgoMarblerYT September 17, 2023
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Flat Juice

A way of taking ecstasy. Dropping the pill into a bottled drink and drinking it time to time to get higher and higher.
"On BD bro, I got cotton mouth. Can I get some of your lemonade."
"Na, I can't even let you do it bro. This that Flat Juice. "
"On BD, I thought you bit down on your pill. My fault bro."
by G Shlomo October 27, 2017
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Flat Milk

When the milk has been left out of the fridge for a prolonged period of time, so the milk is no longer cold and crisp.
"Can you put the milk back in the fridge, it's gone flat"

"Flat Milk is the worst"
by YaMother'sGash August 29, 2016
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flat backer

I like girls with some junk in their trunk, not flat backers.
by Vinazza March 09, 2008
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Man Flats

Slip on shoes for men (not loafers, moccasins, or lace-less converse), generally patterned, lace-less, and are canvas or cotton topped. Man flats are commonly worn by scenesters and emos, and are a common accessory to skinny-pants. Although called man flats, man flats are also commonly found on the feet of girls and should still be referred to as man flats.
Eww, those man flats are so horrid!
by Quincy Dutch May 14, 2008
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