Kindergarden Crush

When you have a small, innocent crush on somebody.

Will had a kindergarden crush on Sarah.

by SPKizzle April 30, 2008

nerd crush

A crush on someone that developed because of admiration for the person's skill/talent/intellectual abilities etc. Often used by straight(er) people to clarify that crushes of the same gender are more or less platonic.

"I have such a huge nerd crush on our prof"

by betsi January 7, 2009

slut-crush

Having a crush on a slut– not for typical devotional reasons, but for sexual reasons only. Typically someone hard up would develop a slut-crush.

Dave has got such a slut-crush on Jackie– he hopes she'll throw him a bone by jumping on his.

by mcostanza January 12, 2008

Chat Crush

A crush obtained on one of your chat buddies on gchat. This is most likely a person you have not had much contact with in real life but get to know online only. Online conversations with a chat crush can lead to cross chat crushing on email, facebook , or twitter as well.

Girl1: Oh my gah, have you talked to that Jerry guy lately?
Girl2: Umm, No way! I met this guy on Gchat and he is totally my new chat crush.

by nbizzlenashvizzle June 2, 2010

Crushed Rhino

Crushed Rhino is the act of, mashing your genitalia against a clear piece of glass. Giving the illusion of a rhinos face.

Ghoutty walked out of his room only to see his friend had mashed his cock and balls to the clear glass of a fire extinguisher holder, he replied "that looks like a crushed rhino" his friend then called him a fag for looking at his junk.

by BenderBotsack August 28, 2009

Sag crush

When you are so obsessed with someone you can consider no one but her/him even though you are not in a relationship with each other

"sag" is a Persian word for dog and it's often used for putting emphasis on something

I have a sag crush on someone, but her expectations are so high she won't even consider me.

-So you have a crush on her, right? -No bro, it's not just any ordinary crush; its sag crush.

by The Xer July 9, 2022

Cryfo-crush

When someone has a secret crush on you

Im sure that Jack has a cryfo-crush on me but he's shy enough to express his feelings

by Yopela April 17, 2021