Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015

Cap'n Crunch

Best Cereal Ever!

Person1:"I Just Ate Cap'n Crunch"

Person2:"yes"

by LeafxD123 May 9, 2019

Sir Orbit Crunch

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!

Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

crunch

crunch is a different word of saying crush (like a romantic crush). it's just a more fun way of saying it and should be adopted into everyday vocabulary.

Person 1: I have such a crunch on Person 3!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!

by im a star April 8, 2023

crunched

to be ugly or crusty looking

”you see that boy over there he’s crunched”

by janijaye February 8, 2022

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

A sexual condition where a woman suffers from a yeast infection whilst having the crusted remains of her partners semen caked around the lips of her vaginal canal. May be abbreviated with “CGC”

“Me and Lindsay were going to smash but I noticed she had a CGC”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”

by Lord Hereck April 4, 2022