Yesterday Jesse told me "I licked a Girl's Vagina an she had Crab's" an Today Jimmy My Moustache Itches What Hapend to me?
Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.
Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache
Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.
Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache
by UMS x Replay August 17, 2011
Crotch crabs are little bastards that live in your crotch and bite the hell out of you while hanging onto your pubes for dear life.
by grena February 19, 2010
by haiasi69 April 20, 2008
A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).
by bearded clam warrior February 27, 2010
by Yasmeratio November 10, 2008
itchy scratchy pubic lice in the balls or genital area. they are itchy and scratchy and you need shampoo to get rid of the dam things.
by dsklruovhsaoghew March 05, 2005
v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.
Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?
Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways
Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again
Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways
Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again
by The Tricksty Trickster July 31, 2013