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Brad

(verb) To jump like a frog.
"That frog is bradding around!"

or

"Son, you should brad like frogs"
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Brad

Someone who brags about how much they make off of unemployment.
I met someone the other day and he was a Brad for sure.
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Brad Gillis

The Night Ranger guitarist who had the undesired position of filling Randy Rhoads shoes in Ozzy Osbournes band after Randy Rhoads was tragically killed.

His tademark style was outlined by use of harmonics in conjunction with the whammy bar.
Brad Gillis was Ozzy's guitar player on the 'Speak of the Devil tour'.
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brad

gee isn't brad a smart guy
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Brad

(noun)
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.

Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
“He said we have a deep connection, but he also said his wife doesn’t know about me. Classic Brad.”
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Brad

Eating chips out of a male ass in a sexual or non sexual way
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