Crunchy Bagel

A crusty dried out vagina.

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"

by Butt_Sex_69 December 15, 2010

bagel fuck

when the jews do intercourse after breakfast

I just ate some matzah, let’s bagel fuck!

by Brett Kosher May 24, 2019

Jiz-bagel

A bagel in which the condiment is replaced with jiz contrast to the cream cheese or butter bagel.

The customer was rather snobish so the baker gave him a nice Jiz-bagel instead of the plain with cream cheese

by Christopher Joe Smith January 3, 2008

stale bagel

Stale Bagel, A term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship

"Hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?"
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."

by PolyesterCarbonite April 5, 2016

trash bagel

A homeless individual caught in their natural habitat eating cheesy ,garbage juice soaked bagel

Omg look over there we got a trash bagel ninja going ham on that ham trash bagel hamster

by Billythekidtrash bagel May 7, 2018

Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

by ZJangarang December 24, 2018

Bagel Party

A gathering where the crowd is vastly comprised of females.

Gawd, Janet! There's NO men here! This place is a TOTAL bagel party!

by ComedyHostel September 25, 2013