toilet scab

The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."

My toilet scab is about to fall off and give me a red halo in my underwear.

by Unstable1 April 8, 2010

toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008

space toilet

The "self-cleaning" public restrooms located on the streets of fine cities such as San Fransisco. For 25 cents, one has fifteen minutes or so to do one's business before being showered with shit water. A haven for junkies with nowhere else to shoot up. They are usually sopping wet, out of toilet paper, the toilets are plugged up, and the floor is littered with used syringes.

I'd rather piss in the middle of the freeway than pay to get into another filthy space toilet.

by russiangopher September 27, 2006

Skibidi Toilet

A "Skibidi Toilet" is a character in an ongoing series created by "DaFuq?!Boom!" on youtube.
The series was made in Source Filmmaker.
A Skibidi Toilet consists of one toilet with a head inside it. However, some variations, like a "Vacuum Skibidi Toilet" dont consist of a toilet.
There are many variations of Skibidi toilets. Some have unique designs, some have extra abilities, such as having spider legs, rocket launchers, arms, and many more.
The leader of the skibidi toilets is "G-Man Toilet"
A Skibidi Toilet sings ONLY the part in the song "Biser King Dom Dom Yes Yes" where the person says "brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes".
Larger Skibidi Toilets sing the song in a lower pitched tone.

Person 1: Yo man, why do I have no more toilets in my house?
Person 2: I dont know, mine just disappeared as well.
A Skibidi Toilet that spawns out of nowhere: Brrr Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes!
Person 1: What the fuck?

by Cinemaman2 July 8, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

what 10 year olds find funny by saying "it has lore!"

little timmy: dude skibidi toilet is the best seires i've ever seen
BBC Randy: stfu you unfunny loser.

by monkeseemonkeydontdooo October 10, 2023

Skibidi toilet

Some retarded shit on the internet that these faggot ass retards won't shut the ever living fuck up about.

Person 1: Skibidi toilet
Person 2: Go fuck yourself you fatherless retard!

by literal asshole September 3, 2023

toilet ass

Whenever you have a really long crap that takes half an hour,then you get up and your ass cheeks are strechrd out and theres a big red ring around your ass.

after dinner i went for a crap and got toilet ass.

by Nunya Buisness October 13, 2006