Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

ted

The guy from KnT

Ted likes watermelon

by FriskPony June 18, 2018

Ted

ted

"ted"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta July 12, 2025

Ted

ted is a fucking beauty and is jacks brother they like to get fucked up and full send shit all the time ted is also a fucking legend because he’s a farmer

last weekend ted and jack and coop got slauched

by cloud sends September 11, 2019

Ted

Massive willy. But its a bit of shame he uses it on boys. Other than that he is a class twat

Carefull of ted he might penetrate you.

by Boy282892 January 31, 2019

ted jepson

someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol

“wow he’s my ted jepson!”

by lottie :) October 26, 2020

Ted locks

Dreadlocks on white people

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.

by ZMoneyy February 8, 2024