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raging scorpion

(SEX POSITION) When a guy is having anal sex with a woman (or man) and they both walk. While they are walking, the man in back, who is usual high/drunk/etc. takes a knife and randomly stabs into the air while yelling random phrases and profanities.
Last night, we had this awesome raging scorpion race. After I accidentally stabbed your mom, we rushed her to the hospital still in position.
by lkreyna2 February 11, 2008
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e-rage

The type of internet-war between individuals which grows out of quickly-written emails containing statements that may be easily misunderstood or mis-taken by the recepient, and grows through retaliatory responses into massive proportions.

Since email is unable to convey facial-expressions, unable to fully-convey emotive states or the status of the writer (ie tired, sick, depressed), is not interactive face-to-face dialog, and tends to be hastily-written, these misunderstandings via email are frequently based entirely upon mis-communication rather than truthful intent.

Term coined by Louise Doncaster circa 2003.
Person #1 states how they were ripped off by a third-party. Person #2 replies, "oh well that's what you get," meaning that's what you get when you deal with people like the third-party. Person #1 misunderstands the statement to mean that they deserved to be ripped off, or that Person #2 is flipping them off about their upset feelings of being ripped-off.
by Buggy September 9, 2005
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diabetic rage

1.) what a diabetic gets when they have to spend hours explaining what diabeties is to the idiots that ask and then say " i kno what that is my poppop has it"

2.) what happens when people decide to be asses about a diabetic that has a high or low bloodsugar during a class or sports activity by saying " you're not! your faking so you dont have to do what ever the activity your doing is
if u dont shut up boy im gonna open up a can of diabetic rage on ya arse.
by Afton February 8, 2005
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Rage Jerking

Masturbating out of a sense of extreme frustration and despair
Rage Jerking (v): Cavebro was so upset when he failed the Series 7 by 1 question that he ran home and rage jerked 3 times in his bed.
by Moistio2 October 13, 2017
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Griz Rage

To become infuriated with an online multiplayer game due to lag issues despite having a good connection.
Man I cant get a shot to connect, but I should have full ping. I'm gonna Griz Rage
by Ballzup June 3, 2011
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Raging Stand

Another colloquial description of a male erection.
Man, I have such a raging stand right now!

Everytime I see Britney she gives me a raging stand!
by violinists_rocK August 12, 2008
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Text Rage

when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.
Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.
by buggerritt October 25, 2012
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