popping boners

to get an erection

dude i just popped a boner

by a'non'y'mous January 25, 2004

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Schizophrenic Pop

An unofficial sub-genre of pop only played by Twenty-One-Pilots.
Also known as "Schizoid Pop"

Me: My favorite genre of music is Schizophrenic Pop.
Friend: What the hell is that?
(Literally no one knows what it is). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Yeet! Skreet! Deedley-Deet!!!! August 26, 2019

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Take a soda can that is empty, lube it up nice and slick then slide it into your partners vagina/anus. Get up real nice and close and start humming loudly into the end of the can that is sticking out. This will create a unique vibrating sensation. Continue to do this louder and louder until your partner pisses or shits on your face due to the vibrations.

I don't recycle cans because my girlfriend loves to use them to do the soda pop on my face.

by Vesuvious June 18, 2009

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Chest-Pop

The sound that you hear when you stretch your chest upwards. Most of the time, it will be painful but will feel good at the same time.

The causes are usually hunching or benching more weights than what you can lift.

After you have popped your chest, it takes about 6 or more hours until you can perform it again.

1.

Joe: Dude, I've been trying to pop my chest for hours, I still cant do it.

Brendon: Have you tried holding your breath while you're doing it?

2.
McGuirk: Dude! Did you hear that? That was one of the loudest chest-pop I've made. It hurts and feels awesome at the same time.

Melissa: You're weird.

by acerious September 28, 2009

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Pop a Stink

When a Stink bug (Pentatomidae) in a last ditch effort at survival eject a foul-smelling glandular substance just before their imminate death.

Hey man don't mess with that stink bug he might pop a stink! or past tense

Dude last week I went to kill a stink bug and he popped a stink right on my hand!

by Jae Lorette February 19, 2011

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