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night mission

anyone who has ever taken any mind altering/intoxicating substances will have no doubt attempted a night mission.
it takes place at night (strangely) usually on the way back from the pub. it covers a broad range of activitys but the one commen attribute all night missions share is they are anti-social. you may well get an ASBO for a good night mission.
remember - the more cheeky the better and use maximum stealth at all times
a night mission:
1 - jumping into peoples gardens, removing all garden furniture and setting it up in the miiddle of the street.
2 - stealing the freshly delivered milk
3 - deploying a full english breakfast
4 - graffiti of any description
5 - smashing something up
6 - bush jumping
7 - gaining acess to a restricted area. i.e the roof of your school.
by evil bob September 1, 2006
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Gentleman of the night

Dom - a man who has a one night sexual encounter with a woman but shows no disrespect. His beliefs are that every woman should be treated like a lady if only for one night. Man who is charming and groomed to be an above average lover, he see's it as his duty to service, satisfy and please any woman's sexual desires, yet never kisses and tells.
I am not a man-whore I am a gentleman of the night..( said in a mysterious tone)
by Queen of hearts ❤️ January 19, 2016
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black night

A night of particularly severe drug or alcohol abuse accompanied by suicidal or self-destructive feelings in order to black out and forget about problems with a significant other or a break-up
Popularized by the song of the same name by Time Again.
George's girlfriend broke up with him this morning and he started drinking at 2. It's going to be a black night for him.
by K_Dogg March 15, 2007
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Cinderella night

A night when you have to be home by midnight, or thereabouts.
Josie: Going to Tim's party tonight?
Dave: Yeah, but I have work in the morning, so it'll be a Cinderella night for me.
by louisamaree January 24, 2011
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Night ready

In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.
Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.
by Dr Two April 19, 2010
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Fiddle In the Night

Sex.
It's sex.
Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night

Andrew: Ah, I see.
by Future Dictionary April 15, 2019
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Night Dreaming

You close your eyes and daydream at night time. You dont wanna sleep, but you daydream, think, or wish for things with your eyes closed
I'm not sleep yet, I'm only Night Dreaming
by Sushiwithcoon March 7, 2020
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