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Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.
Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
by Zendreon July 14, 2023
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Negative rizz

- A form of flirtation that intentionally uses insults and back-handed comments towards a person or people.

- Trying to get someone interested in you by purposefully shoving them away.

- The opposite of normal rizz, where instead of using smooth talk, you straight-up deject your person of interest.

- Using negative rizz is kinda toxic, so don't do it too often.
Dante: Tbh all the girls in this GC are so ugly idc

Ryan: No Dante, negative rizz won't work, either.
by Infi-Ikal July 31, 2023
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negative pimp

Someone who is "Said," to be a pimp but as time goes on, everyone realizes that he is actually his hoes' hoe. A negative pimp loses money to his hoes rather than gaining hoe money.
Josh is such a horrible pimp, i hear hes a NEGATIVE PIMP
by BloodhoundGangBalls August 31, 2023
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Negative Zero

This is where it ends my friend. After all of the pain and suffering, you've survived. All the numbers, letters, shapes, and you made it. I'm so proud of you.
"Whats Negative Zero?"
"The end of all the pain"
by Ze LogieBogie September 26, 2023
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ab negative

(1)The rarest blood type in the world
(2) The Gray Poupon of Blood Types
Me:O (+)

A more unique person:I'm ab negative
by EmJayee January 28, 2020
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negative mass

A form of mass that repels, not attracts.
Expressed as: -1 kg
Guy 1: I'll put negative mass in my friend's bed so he can't sleep.
- later -
Guy 2: WHY CAN'T I GET IN MY BED?!?!?!?
by themastermcadochemist March 14, 2020
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Fuck Negative 0

by 1-Duck September 21, 2020
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