Someone who worries about what everyone thinks. It is because of this that he chooses to live his life in the closet, even though all of his friends already know and accept him for who he is. He also can't cook to save his life, and his parents still spoil him even though he is a grown adult with a really good job, and he drives a V6 Mustang
by Macabagdal February 3, 2015
Get the Michaelmug. There are 2 definitions of Michael. A awesome michael who is chill and awesome to hang out with, who all the girls secretely want. Or a weak scrawny kid who has no confidence and sort of brings a tear of how much of a loser they are. Now 4 out of michaels are the cool badass that everybody loves. So normally being a michael is a good thing. But then there is always that one michael who gets friend-zoned by every girl he asks out. Also who is an annoying douche who thinks everything bad happens to him. So what michael do u know?
by Ead December 1, 2014
Get the Michaelmug. by errybody_errywhere22 July 25, 2011
Get the Michaelmug. Noun: An incredibly effeminate homosexual. Michaels can usually be found staring intently into a Calvin Klein underwear ad paying particular attention to the groin region...whilst touching themselves.
One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.
One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.
by Captain McDouche February 4, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. by Bitcheetah August 26, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. A stuck up piece of dog dookie who thinks he is better than everyone else. Also a cancerous tumor faggot.
by Rowletkeeper92 June 11, 2018
Get the Michaelmug.