Luke

Proper soft twat, luke is a very soft pussy who has a very small peen dog, he has no whit or good sense of personality... Luke definition 2: selfish cunt, luke is cock stain who dosent do jack jiz for anyone else but himself

Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock

Person 2: but but ... I think

Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die

Person 2: walks off

Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'

Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums

Luke Taylor is a penis cartwheel and I hope he bangs his glass chin on a grimy public toilet seat

by AtLfc123 January 5, 2020

Luke

A dude that looks like Post Malone. He often exaggerates the truth but never lies, he doesn't care enough to.

Person A: "Luke is a chill guy."

Person B: "Who's Luke?"

by frickmynameisnterika February 26, 2019

Luke

A absolute sex god that you can beat your meat so fucking hard that your leg will be num and can make girls squirt without trying. A happy lad with a huge dick

Logan and Luke are sooo good in bed

by Loganluke November 14, 2017

Luke

Comes from Latin toot meaning “light” he is awesome!

Luke is my light in the darkness!😍

by The know it all!! June 19, 2018

Luke

A dirty ass nigga with a fish smelling dick

Yo boyfriend a luke

by Luke15 June 6, 2018

Luke

A jock all the girls wanna bang and usually is followed by a jock posse everywhere he goes so they can basically wipe his ass for him. Usually beats up skids Hicks and emos/goths

Skid1 here comes a Luke

Skid2 shit run

by Jock justice November 5, 2017

Luke

a perfect person in every way...brown eyes that hold notes of yellow, you could get lost in them for days. Not only a perfect face but also a perfect sense of humor. If you are around a luke you will stay laughing and smiling the whole time. Being around luke, he is so compassionate and caring, your needs will never feel overlooked and you will never feel under appreciated! He truly listens to everything like only a husband can. Never let go of luke for you will find no one that can compare. If you find one you are the luckiest person and you will definitely LOVE HIM MORE XP

Oh my lukie you are amazing! Luke how i love you so!! Please never change my perfect and sweet luke

by summerrjanee May 31, 2020