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Jordan

A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.
Man..... that boy Jordan is lazy
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Jordan

An extremely annoying, angry and obsessive person. Hates to be told he’s wrong and thinks the world is against him. Has a huge nose and often likes fake black music (e.g childish gamdini). Usually has one comeback, that being shit up and gets upset about almost everything. Often falls in love with a girl and then becomes obsessed. Don’t break a Jordan’s heart, you’ll never hear the end of it...
by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019
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Jordan

The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.
Dude that guy needs to stop looking at that girl with a tight ass.

yeah what a Jordan.
by ugh2 May 5, 2017
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Jordan

Its a country in the middle east next to izreal Palestine,iraq,saudi arabia, syria, and its home to one of the world's 7 wonder, Petra.
I took a vacation to visit petra thats in Jordan
by Shark007 June 27, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan, shes a beautiful amazing wonderful human. But she's a cheater(watch out for that). She's very beautiful, sexy, and down for whatever. She will smoke yo smoke so yeah she cool. She doesn't like most but when she does she absolutely loves them. She talks to too many guys while y'all are dating. She's unfaithful, but damn she's beautiful.
Guy 1: you know Jordan

Guy 2: ya, y'all are dating right

Guy 1: not anymore she cheated on me
by N!GGA July 1, 2018
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Jordan

Girl 1- ooo he’s cute
Girl 2-watch out his name is Jordan and he’s a player
by Roadtrip_roadie_randy June 27, 2019
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Jordan

a fuckboi that is a P.O.S. and lies about everything
Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018
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