A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. An extremely annoying, angry and obsessive person. Hates to be told he’s wrong and thinks the world is against him. Has a huge nose and often likes fake black music (e.g childish gamdini). Usually has one comeback, that being shit up and gets upset about almost everything. Often falls in love with a girl and then becomes obsessed. Don’t break a Jordan’s heart, you’ll never hear the end of it...
by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.
by ugh2 May 5, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Its a country in the middle east next to izreal Palestine,iraq,saudi arabia, syria, and its home to one of the world's 7 wonder, Petra.
by Shark007 June 27, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan, shes a beautiful amazing wonderful human. But she's a cheater(watch out for that). She's very beautiful, sexy, and down for whatever. She will smoke yo smoke so yeah she cool. She doesn't like most but when she does she absolutely loves them. She talks to too many guys while y'all are dating. She's unfaithful, but damn she's beautiful.
by N!GGA July 1, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by Roadtrip_roadie_randy June 27, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.