Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

netflix couple

A couple who has come to rely on mutual Netflix viewing for social relevance and entertainment. Often very boring at parties due to the siren song of Netflix calling them home. #awfulsexlife

John and Katie have totally become a Netflix couple.

by denirocraver September 3, 2016

Couple

The thing when two people say they're together/dating.

Mostly not a good couple..

Girl : i love you
Boy : I love you too

Standby : look at that couple. they're cousins & they're cheating on each other

Girl : ilysm
Boy : ilysm more

Standby : That's my fav couple

by suyawas June 15, 2023

Power Couple

When Madeline and Gray can make Marina into a mess and is practically begging to be punished.

"God stop being such a power couple, it's so hot oh my god ahhh" - Marina

by ohboyhereitgoes March 18, 2023

Perfect couple

Ami and grace

Ami and grace are the perfect couple 😍😍

by lol ur mum December 20, 2021

squadron couple

When two people in your squadron start dating.

Always be on a lookout for updates on that relationship because it NEVER works out :)

Sgt Dang: hey what’s with our squadron couple?
FSgt Blong: didn’t you hear? They already broke up last week.
Sgt Dang: it’s been three weeks…

by qoqosqueeze June 27, 2021

Best couple

Two people who are in love (aka @bby_amari and @onmykneesfor.arlert

@bby_amari and @onmykneesfor.arlert are the best couple and are better than @smellytitanpiss and @ua_school

by @onmykneesfor.arlert May 24, 2021