Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.

Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."

by Mr paperstacks March 5, 2016

Floppy Fish

a dance that you do on the floor where it looks like you're having a seizure. It's basically the worm on your side, but without jumping up and down.

Man 1: Hey do you know how to do the Floppy Fish?
Man 2: No, can you show me?
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: It looks like you're having a seizure

by urmumizgae December 6, 2018

Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020

big floppy mams

Big ginormous breastes. Large mammeries that flip and flop around if not supported. Often hang to the belly button with age.

Hey, look at Pam Anderson’s big floppy mams. I think its About time for another trip to the plastic surgeon.

by MP Vet September 4, 2020

Floppy Cocker

When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around

Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school

by Dazzledust January 14, 2023

Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy

“Hey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”

by Lamaii August 5, 2022

floppy-cute

something that is so floppy it is cute

My son has the best floppy-cute ears.

by sickgoat3 January 14, 2018