Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020

in the ditch

When you drop something of importance or usefulness in a black hole like between your car seat and center console, or between your bed and wall/nightstand you dropped it in the ditch.

I dropped my phone in the ditch.

by Beachbum1482 January 24, 2015

ding dong ditch

Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.

The girls just ding dong ditched us.

by defined word definition July 27, 2023

D.J. Ditch

The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time

Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?

My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...

by Kidwitt July 27, 2018

ditch rat

A woman that has really bad hygiene.

That woman smells and looks like a ditch rat.

by Goofy Newfie July 12, 2018

ditch of a difference

inconsequential

Advise on twitter do not make a "ditch of a difference".

by monneo March 5, 2017

Ditch Diva

A woman whose confidence exceeds any walk of shame. She does what she wants and deserves. She is unapologetic. After a night of fun she ditches whatever his name was. She walks home as if in the hall of fame the next am. Kiss ass broad who calls the shots.

Ewwwww she's a Ditch Diva! She has one night stands all the time and brags!

I wish I could be a ditch diva but I am so embarrassed after a one night stand walking home in shame.
A woman who doesn't care what people think or she can't do what men do.

by Diva Dish June 18, 2022