door children

children that listen close to the door while the parent has sex.

Betty: John I think someone outside the door.

John: No Betty does are just the door children.

by cuban1234 December 30, 2008

Children Withdrawal

When a pedo hasn't touched a kid in a while

Guy 1: Aw great, Matt Gaetz is spitting out racist bullshit again
Guy 2: Yeah, Children Withdrawal has been hitting him hard recently

by Hoahobecth December 14, 2024

yeast children

What are yeast children you may ask

Well they are young developing yeast packets making the greatest bread

Maddie: How did you make this bread Ella

Ella: I used my yeast children

by Queenofspuds July 3, 2021

Angel And Venus Williams: America Ferrera's Children

Angel And Venus Williams: America Ferrera's Children

Angel And Venus Williams: America Ferrera's Children

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

tiny children

Ethereal or Imaginary children that exist in one's own being that you talk to on a daily basis.

Hi Daddio! The tiny children said.

Hey sweeties. The Daddio replied.

by Eggspectacular7 September 17, 2025

Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

mini game children fucks

THESENFUCKING 5 YESR OLDS SPEND 400 DOLLARS ON A FUCKING VRNHEADSET JUST TOMPLAY A GAME THAT IS ABSED AROUND FUCKING FORILLASS

Stop becoming a mini game children fucks

by hippopotomonstrousesquipedalio July 9, 2022