by Oogaboogalicker August 20, 2023
Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.
by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021
When your girl is so thirsty, she waits patiently on her knees, staring up at you, mouth open, tounge out, begging for every last drop of your cum to satisfy her.
"When she patiently tries to suck every last drop of your cock, with the sloppiest blowjob ever like a good thirsty cumslut, completely Draining the Cactus"
by J♥️J May 23, 2025
When you get herpes hut a whole lotta hairs grow all over them. Typically used to stop masturbation.
by Jazz Speller September 24, 2017
A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.
by Pizzasmash March 19, 2018
The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.
by heck_rw August 02, 2018
The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
by Dj Jarmilk December 01, 2020