Anna gets ice cream. Garrett says can i get some? Anna says no. Garrett claims spouse tax (husband tax), and takes some anyway.<Works with children>
by G Foose July 18, 2017
Get the spouse tax mug.The extra price a business owner charges for goods or services to a particularly awkward or difficult customer
That demanding bitch, was a nightmare to deal with, but I applied plenty of grief tax for all the trouble she caused me.
He was an impatient nasty bastard but I assure you he paid plenty in grief tax.
He was an impatient nasty bastard but I assure you he paid plenty in grief tax.
by PaddyinOZ August 18, 2018
Get the Grief Tax mug.by Florentino308 January 17, 2019
Get the thats a tax mug.Death tax is a tax on your heirs on money left to them over $3,500,000.
A better name would be Brat Tax. They never earned it, and they lead their whole life as a pampered BRAT.
A better name would be Brat Tax. They never earned it, and they lead their whole life as a pampered BRAT.
Rupert Murdoch's kid will have to pay a Death Tax, orBrat Tax on any money over $3.5 million when Rupert finally dies.
by reagansmarley January 25, 2019
Get the Death Tax mug.Turkey's sex tax was created in March of 1997. It was the most expensive tax, in all of Turkey's history. The couple would have to pay over 600 Turkish lira for every minute of sex. The tax would fluctuate, and in 2002 it reached 1300 Turkish lira per minute. A government official would always have to be present at the sex site, and any undocumented sex would be charged 3 times the original price. If a pregnancy was detected, but there was clearly no documented sex in the past year. the male and female would be thrown into a jail cell and would be forced to have sex 24/7, also allowing spectators to view it through 1-way windows. The birth of the child would be done in the jail cell, and through a special communication box, the man would be given a pair of scissors to cut the umbilical cord, they would have to hand the baby over to the officials. Once the baby was handed over, doctors would work on it. Of course, during the jail time, everything that the couple owned would be confiscated, and their house stripped of all their personal belongings. The people were always followed by a government official, and the people we not allowed to wear any clothing until they found a stable job, to earn the money to pay the x3 fine. Also, anyone on the street was allowed to force them, to start having sex, right then and there, on the street, and if he wanted to, stick his finger in the female's vagina, and wiggle, or grab and squish and tug on the penis.
Female: I ain't paying that sex tax!
Male: Well, if we don't, we'll have to stay in a jail cell, and then people will be able to go around, stick their fingers up your vagina, and even tug on my penis.
Male: Well, if we don't, we'll have to stay in a jail cell, and then people will be able to go around, stick their fingers up your vagina, and even tug on my penis.
by Nikooties May 8, 2019
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Jenny got her tax return yesterday and shes already gone tax crazy, she just bought a new tv and is taking us out for drinks.
by Bughuul February 25, 2019
Get the Tax crazy mug.Martha realized she had to pay her fat tax this month, since she didn't make time for the gym since her last payment.
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