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When a human is killed or very seriously injured by the very powerful tail of a whale.
Last year, off the pacific coast during whale season (a time the humpback whales come to mate and give birth annually) a woman was killed by a whale that was either breeching or flapping it's tail, it tragically tailsmushed her.
by MackHaddy January 31, 2010
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Tallagh Bagel

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An inflammation of the anus due to excessive irritation from frequent anal intercourse. The association with Tallagh originates from a dramatic increase of anal inflammation seen in the south Dublin town of Tallagh during the summer of 2004.
"Decko has to stand on the bus for 3 weeks due to the fact that he has Tallagh Bagel so can't sit down without experiencing discomfort"
by LemonShavedHead October 19, 2011
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Tallahassee Tallboy

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The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.
I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahassee Tallboy.
by Nate lowry May 5, 2015
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Talesi

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Death drop god; the life of the library; sarcasm level is second to none; ugly af tho
Talesi told me to suck his ass with a straw.
by Kittycutter October 6, 2016
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tallahassee twinkie

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The art of cramming cake or pastries into a large girls mouth before receiving a blowjob thus adding the cream filling.
I made brenda a Tallahassee twinkie then punched in the nose making it red velvet cake.
by Paullyboi June 4, 2016
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tallented

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A basketball player who is just tall but has no other skills for basketball.
John: He's so tall, but he's bad at basketball.
Matt: He's just tallented
by Bae is Arvind October 17, 2016
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tallahassee mudflap

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That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry
Man that one nasty ass Tallahassee Mudflap dude.
by DAT THICCC BITCH 6969 March 29, 2017
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