A Picnic Table Shirt are shirts worn by guys at many bars & clubs around the world. The reason they are called Picnic Table Shirts is because they look very similar to how a picnic table cloth looks. Anything Plaid or Flannel qualifies as a picnic table shirt. They come in short sleeve and long sleeve button downs. Try to avoid this awful current trend.
These Guys often wear very tight skinny jeans that are tighter then anything your girlfriend would wear.
These Guys often wear very tight skinny jeans that are tighter then anything your girlfriend would wear.
When at a club or bar hanging out with friends you will notice a group of guys wearing the same kind of shirts similar to the kind of shirts you would see on a picnic table cloth.
One of your friends will go is that Paul Bunyan? Your next friend will go I don't think they are lumberjacks. Then you'll reply that they are wearing a picnic table shirt.
One of your friends will go is that Paul Bunyan? Your next friend will go I don't think they are lumberjacks. Then you'll reply that they are wearing a picnic table shirt.
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She's cute but her friends are a table nine.
She's cute but her friends are a table nine.
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Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.
Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.
"The table = girls who enjoy shoving crap in my hair and correcting my grammar." - Winston Knapp
Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table'
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When you hear the other person screaming, you know the outside condom broke.
When you hear the other person screaming, you know the outside condom broke.
Joe> Last night I hooked up with someone so scanky I had to double-bag it.
Steve> Hey! You know double-bagging it isn't safe! The condoms rubbing together create friction and are likely to break!
Joe> I know. That why I use this. *holds up Tabasco sauce*
Steve> What's that for?
Joe> Why the Tabasco Fiasco of course!
Steve> You're a fucking idiot.
Steve> Hey! You know double-bagging it isn't safe! The condoms rubbing together create friction and are likely to break!
Joe> I know. That why I use this. *holds up Tabasco sauce*
Steve> What's that for?
Joe> Why the Tabasco Fiasco of course!
Steve> You're a fucking idiot.
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