Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.

I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl

by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016

Straight Rarded

The act of an individual or group portraying extreme stupidity in a situation that doesn't call for it.

"Did you see John trying to fight that cop last night? That guy is straight rarded."

by LSGOE March 31, 2019

Straight Grizzly

Grizzly is most commonly used to describe something as being badass or really rad.
But down here we use it as another word for ratchet - or a nasty hoe

"Damn look at that ratchet ass bitch"
"yo, that girl is straight grizzly!"

OR

"Like my awesome bear coat?"
"Fuck yeah i do! Lookin straight grizzly"

by whyintheworld November 3, 2012

Straight Brag

A cousin of the humble brag, the straight brag is shameless self promotion without regard to modesty or self humility. It is undeserved self praise, instantly recognized by friends and coworkers as a self coping mechanism designed to mask serious issues of self confidence.

April: "hey, how did it go over there today?"

Jenna: "I ruled, and they all loved me."

April: "God. You don't have to Straight Brag. Again."

by BossMan916 December 14, 2012

Straight Buckazz

It basically means trash

Bro you’re straight buckazz at 2K

by HoodieD21 and HoodieZay26 January 23, 2020

Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

Straight Straggler

When someone breaks away from a flock of gays to be alone.

Kevin was walking with Tony and Luke, Luke breaks away from the group to walk on the other side of the street. Kevin and Tony's response way yelling, "Come on man, don't be a straight straggler.

by BV Cryptic August 20, 2013