Dis-support

Where you don’t support something

I dis-support vomiting

by Christina.. June 19, 2022

Adobe Support

A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.

Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"

by a-mustache May 8, 2025

National Support Day

On April 27th you support your friends with compliments and love

Tom: Hey you're cute

Jessica: Why thank you Tom
Tom: National Support Day

Jessica: Oh well you're funny

by Caruto04 April 27, 2019

Child support

Something that Vergil doesn't pay for

Vergil: i will not pay for child support Nero

by pleaseletmehaveausername December 4, 2022

Emotional Support Animal

When someone in a relationship, continually talks to, or hangs out with someone to get all of the things they are missing in their unfullfilling relationship. This may sometimes lead to sex but instead of adultery, should be considered bestiality.

After a weekend with her bf, she spends the next 5 days with her emotional support animal, to get her self-esteem built back up.

by TaoofCee January 28, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

On Vaginal Support

A broad term describing a condition wherein a female calls in sick to work the day after a night of strenuously exhausting wild sex (often with multiple partners of varied sexual orientation).

Dude1: I noticed that hot bisexual chick Vicky called in sick today.
Dude2: Yeah I heard she's on vaginal support after attending that LGBT coming-out party.
Dude1: !?

by To M Paine October 27, 2009